I'm once again facing the misperception that I'm a guy. I'm not. Honest, I'm not.

Believe me now? Please?

Some pieces, which will eventually be listed on my etsy, http://www.scorchedmirth.etsy.com
A pile of cuffs. A cuff pile, if you will. Sold individually, of course.
A tea bag box, with little holders for you to put labels. Green, Black, Herbal, whatever. That's a carved compass rose on there, and, of course, it's covered in leather.

Smoking officially doesn't make you look cool... UNLESS you are 4 and hanging with a chicken.

I've heard when they opened the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland, several deceased former leaders ended up flailing about and hitting the techs. Quite frankly, I think I'd prefer that to the current version.

Absolutely nothing to do with anything, but today I made a snow squirrel.

I love old creepy, but cool videos. This is sort of a classic, but still... Creepy pigs who get naked and make creepy sex faces. Even Jim Henson wouldn't have touched this.

Based on the youtube responses, this chapter of my childhood was universally feared by everyone but me. It's Sesame Street doing a version of "How It's Made" with the addition of circus music and automatons. The knowing glances of the dolls at the end are the best.